Awhile back I went to my dentist for some work. I was in rare form and share my following quips:
Me: "And here all my life people have been telling me, 'You and your big mouth.'"
Dentist looking at reddish purple marks on my arm: "How'd you get those marks on your arm?"
Me: "People my whole life have been calling me thin skinned. Now I am 80, and I really am thin skinned."
Dentist asking what I was doing before coming to see her: "Well, I was out to lunch. In fact people have been telling me that I've been out to lunch my whole life, but this time I really was."
